Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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