What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Holy shit dude........stairs
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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