Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He kissed a someone with a penis
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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