If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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