return my video game
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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