fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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