It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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