You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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