Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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