im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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