Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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