508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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