so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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