I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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