question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
