that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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