Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
