The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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