i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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