haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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