Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
