We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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