i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I need to sanitize my soul.
Bring me that man meat
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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