never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
