I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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