I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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