I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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