I am spending my child support on dildos
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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