I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
my liver is dry heaving
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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