I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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