Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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