If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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