why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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