Princesses don't give blow jobs
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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