think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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