It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
