Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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