you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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