Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He shit in the fireplace
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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