Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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