I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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