dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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