Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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