walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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