I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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