It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
