So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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