KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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