I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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