great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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